Attacked by an Owl

Ever wondered what it would be like to be attacked by an owl?
Wonder no more...

Pizza Roulette

I love hot sauce and spicy things...But the stakes might me a little too high for me on this one...

What happens is they put the hottest pepper in the world, on ONE slice of your pizza-pie...
That might be worse than Russian Roulette because I'll bet that hurts less...Granted you are then dead, so it might be a bit a of a wash...

Funny Superbad Table Read

Superbad is a great movie, I've watched it numerous times and STILL find it entertaining.

Also, very entertaining is a somewhat monotone table read from the characters.

The Word of the Day is "Cute"

Sometimes you've just got to drop any and all macho-ness and check out some freakin' cute animals!

First, proof that pigs can fly...



Bet he can't wait until mom becomes bacon...

Up next a two part video, part 1 is Goats in Sweaters Jumping



Part 2 is kind of the same...



Why are they wearing sweaters? Solely to bump up their cuteness levels I'm sure.
Damn that was cute...

New Pennywise

Something a lot of us have been waiting for...

Pennywise will be releasing a new album "All or Nothing" May 1st!

This will be their first album with the former Ignite front man, and also first without previous singer Jim Lindberg (who has since formed The Black Pacific, which is weird because it seemed like the whole reason Jim quit was to be with his family, then apparently he joined this other band just a few days after quitting Pennywise. And if he still wanted to be in a band and spend time with family, Pennywise would be a better option because its built up the following that they can take more time off. Also as a new band you have to hit the bricks hard, which takes up a lot more time...But, what do I know?)

Anyways, I've been very interested in hearing this "new" Pennywise.

Well, here it is...



Its a good song, but it sounds more like Ignite, than Pennywise...But that's just me. Its hard not to considering how distinct the vocalist's voice is.

What do you think? Comment below!

What Would Happen if You Dropped a Nuke on Your Town?

Ever wanted to see how much devastation would be incurred if someone dropped a nuke on your town?

Now you can find out...

I decided to "drop" a 340 kiloton bomb (which is currently in the US arsenal) on Owen Sound, Ontario, Canada. (I just wanted to know how far I'd have to get away in case a bomb does get dropped, turns out, its not that far...For this bomb)

Check it out for yourself HERE and maybe drop a bomb on New York, London, or recreate Hiroshima.

Control This Game With Your Mind!

It kind of started with the Nintendo Wii, then Playstation jumped on board and then Xbox nailed it with Kinect, I'm talking about motion controlled gaming.

Well things have taken a bit of a leap forward apparently with the introduction of a thing called Mind Flex.

The basic premise being you use that dorky looking head set to control the speed/power of the fan and levitates a ball.

You can play it by yourself and go through an obstacle course of hoops and stuff or get a friend and see who is the better mind controller with the duel version (personally this is the one I want to try!)

Check out more, and see a video of the game HERE

A Great Idea

What good thing have you done lately? Hold the door for someone? Donate to charity? Not killed your boss (though they probably deserve it)?

Well that's all well and good, but it pales in comparison to what this guy has done...

Ben Porter is his name, and helping kids isn't just his game, its become his life. Ben is 21 and has postponed his studies in order to spearhead Loud Artwork, which is an online program that allows students to express themselves and cope with stressful situations through drawings and words.

Porter hopes to eventually expand to schools province wide, but until then, the program will be piloted at Queen Victoria elementary school in Corktown later this month.

"Since the pictures are submitted by grade level rather than name, those who are shy or scared are also more willing to open up." Porter said

The idea is that kids can draw out, or express their problems or grievances in a safe way. But, besides just being able to get that off their chest, it also (hopefully) will continue to open the eyes of parents and teachers to some of the things going on in the child's life.

Learn more by checking out this article.

Once, you've read that, and you kind of understand what this program is all about, check out the website Loud Artwork and see some of the drawings that have been submitted, get more information, follow him on Twitter and more.

Check it out, and pass it on...Especially, if you or someone you know is a teacher, because I really think the best place for a program like this is in schools. Teachers don't always know what's going on at home, and parents don't always know what's going on at school.

The REAL Doggy Heaven

Never mind that crappy Disney Dog Heaven...This is where all dogs want to go...

Are You Kidding Me?

There are certainly hundreds, if not thousands of insane things people do that are supposedly good for you...
Like running, paying taxes or eating vegetables...

But THIS is beyond insane!
Baby Yoga?!?!
Why the hell does a baby need yoga? Those pudgy little sacks of flesh can already put their whole foot in their mouth, how much more flexible does a person need to be? Do you need to be able to bend around to shove your head up your own ass? (Actually, plenty of people wander around like that daily...)



Isn't yoga supposed to be relaxing? This doesn't look even remotely relaxing for the babies...
Also, if someone walked by a house and saw a parent doing these things to their child, I'll bet dollars to donuts you could call Child Services on them...
Fuckin' hippies...

You Can't Un-See This...

Whatever you previously thought the funniest and weirdest thing you've ever seen was...You're wrong...

This, is the funniest and weirdest thing ever...Especially the end.

This is Why People Hate the Police

I'm going to start this off by saying I KNOW there are good cops out there, I know a couple of them personally. However, like everything else, the bad ones ruin it for everyone...

This boggles my mind and pisses me off to no end. Maybe its the "power" that some of these officers have, that let's them think they are allowed to just be a dick to any and everyone.
On the flip side though, police officers DO deal with a lot of assholes on a daily basis, so it could be somewhat excusable for them to think that everyone is probably guilty...However, not saying that's right...

Something that doesn't help the police's case though is that the Sargent says, when talking about the complaint filed against these officers: "I can tell you we take them seriously, but people have to believe that. People have to trust the system, they have to trust the process."

I'm sorry, but who would trust a system that plays out like this?

Also, the fact that a bunch of the dash-cam tapes are "missing" doesn't instil a large amount of trust in "the process"

Best line in the video is probably exactly why these two got arrested
"they were guilty of being black, in Seattle"



What do you think? Should these officers have been let go? Or, at the very least given a suspension without pay?
Comment below...

Dope Zebra

All I can say is...

You have Joe to thank (or hate) for this...



Isn't that the zebra from Madagascar? I though Chris Rock was him? Who knew it was an old white dude...Maybe Chris Rock IS an old white dude...

Finland's Hottest New Sport

Well its Finland so maybe "hottest" isn't the right word...Coolest?

Its lawn mower racing...On ice! But unlike Disney on Ice, this isn't for lame figure skaters, this is for men from all over to come, and put their mower where their mouth is...

Its not even a race to see who finishes first...Its who can complete the most laps in THREE HOURS!
Three hours of sliding around an ice course on a lawn mower...Sign me the fuck up!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (With Kids)

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is by far, my favourite Monty Python movie.

Like most Python nerds, I can (and do) quote the entire movie and one of my favourite scenes (like a lot of people) is the scene with the Black Knight.

My friend Rye and I used to act it out in my parent's backyard, with a rake handle as a sword. (Rye was a good Black Knight, excellent death scenes)

So when I came across this, I had to at least check it out. I was initially laughing at it, then I though to myself "they're kind of ruining it" then I re-realized it was a bunch of kids who are doing this, they don't give half a brown crayon (thanks Barney Stinson) who Monty Python is and they have no idea the importance of them.

So check it out, and laugh...