Getting your mind out of the gutter…You’ll realize that this means kids at this school can no longer use baseballs, basketballs, soccer balls or footballs…No ball that this school deems “unsafe.”
Careful Johnny…That’s bubble wrap…You could hurt yourself…
I had two initial responses to this news:
1)What the hell? Are these people retarded?
And…
2)I’m so excited to read more headlines with the word “balls” in them…
But going off my first reaction…This is just another reason for me to hang my head in shame…Shame for the fact that I’m part of a species that evolved from primordial ooze to hunters to punchers of sharks to astronauts to people who take away a kids ball because he might get an “owie”
Thanks for nothing Evolution…
I’m positive that this ban happened because ONE parent complained that their precious, fucking, little snowflake came home from school with a small bruise after playing with their friends at recess.
That ALWAYS happens…One person ruins things for everyone…
One shoe-bomber makes everyone have to take off their shoes while going through airports…
One stupid allergic kid means no more peanut butter in schools…
One pineapple who lives under the sea…
Oh, that’s for something different…Sorry
Now, not all hope is lost (just most of it) because the kids can still play with “soft balls” (isn’t that a medical condition?) But, have you ever tried playing a good game of soccer baseball with a freakin’ Nerf ball?
Also, they are holding a hearing, due to the public outcry against this school’s decision…Good! Maybe someone will be able to talk sense into the morons in charge!
I wouldn’t hold my breath…
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